I really need 2 f**t!!!!

Question

Hey there

Im at work and I have the worst gas. All morning I have been letting rip silent stinkers into my chair and my chair probably stinks right now!

There are 4 other people in my office, they would probably understand but right now I need to f**t and I think it is going to be a series of eally loud ones! The toilet is ages away, I wont be able to hold it in! and we are up in like a six story block so I cant just go outside!!

HELP!

They are so close to coming.!

Answer 1

LET IT RIPPP!!! Then go to the bathroom before they discover who it was.... HURRRY>>>

Answer 2

try walking away to a mini cafeteria or start printing something to cover up the sound

just do something really loud to divert their attention so they won't be able to hear it

good luck haha

Answer 3

Buy a prouduct called Gas-x. It's sold at any local drug store, and it WORKS. You can even buy pocket sized versions.