I'm a serious kleptomaniac, stealing all kinds of stuff, mostly fancy expensive pens at school because they look cool. I've shoplifted little cheapo things outta stores a few times, and I just did the worst I ever have.
I stole a $50 green laser pointer out of a RadioShack. I really want to stop, but the urges are so f$%#ing strong... please help me. I don't want therapy or anything, but genuine advice or something..
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