I really need some local currency so I can enjoy my vacation here. What kind of work can I do here? Any unmet?

Question

needs a friendly geek might be able to fulfill?

Answer 1

I heard that there is an opening at the university for human research.

I believe they are testing the effects of mutant beetle shells as prophylactics.  You do have to sign a release form in case your junk falls off because sometimes the beetles aren't quite dead yet.

Answer 2

Would you make a pretty woman??  

I'm just sayin......

Answer 3

learn to fish..then teach fishing..feed a man fish for a day, and he eats for a day, teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime..wouldn't you get sick of fish?  well, you can sell the fish, then you can buy real food..there is some sort of water body there isn't there?  I better ask on the informative Y!A...

Answer 4

You could pull a rickshaw...then when you're out of town, tip the cart over and mug the tourists. This seems like it could be a never-ending stream of income.

Answer 5

You could:

- teach Yoga to Yogi bear

- l**k my fur clean

- chew the dirt out from underneath my nails/claws

or

- rub baby oil on my nether regions whilst I sunbathe myself.

*cries*

*takes a sip of a tropical Yogarymargarita drink*

*cries again*

Answer 6

Be careful what you ask for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTpUIW4oQ...

Answer 7

Yogakalamartikieiki needs more tongue twisters.  

Answer 8

Ya got me on this one DGR :( Wish I could help. Have a good time and take care. OK? Don't forget "protection"...you know what I mean.

Answer 9

I just got a job counting grains of sand for the Yogiyakkacardi Department of Tourism.