I really need this!!!!!pls help?

Question

ok, im sure something bad is gonna happed tomorrow, so i was wondering where i can get like a realistic looking sign taht says

"This house is being monitored by police"

i dnt have time for buying, i just need one that i can save and print it out and put it on my door.

idk what to search in google images though. any help here??

Answer 1

This house guarded by Pit Bull...six days a week...guess which six?

Electrical monitoring power  "ON"

Through God ...all things are possible

Ring the buzzer at your own risk!

Warning, this house guarded by Colt 45

Good luck and thank you

Answer 2

do you believe in god ,then pray

,put a bible scripture on the front door and have faith!