I really need to wreck my car so I can get a new one.?

Question

I hate my car and want a new one. My friend said I could fit his car since he wants a new car too. THen my other friend said he would steal it and set it on fire for me. It's sick, but I imagine a bad wreak in which I live and walk away without a scratch. I need help with how to get rid of this car.

Answer 1

The insurance companies have heard all those stories before.  They have heard them from people who can lie much better than you.  Therefore, they will clue in and you will not be paid and may even be charged.  Then you will have no car, no money and a criminal record.  In the meantime, sell the car, earn some money and then go out and buy another car.

Answer 2

Well if you have that bad wreck you don't need to worry about brain damage since you seem to be  brain dead already.A year or so of prison will be a great learning experience for your friend and you.I hope you get it!

Answer 3

You could try being more mature and be thankful you have a car at all.

Answer 4

Try doing it the legal way, sell it.  What you are considering is insurance fraud.  

FYI - when stolen cars are found torched, the claim is automatically thrown into the insurance company's Special Investigation Unit.  Thieves do not steal cars to torch them, they steal them for the parts.  You and your friend will be prosecuted, and spend some time in jail.

Answer 5

Insurance fraud is really not the way to go. It's incredibly stupid, especially since your biggest gripe is that you hate the car. If it's paid off, then just get a new car. If it's not paid off, then you should just suck it up and wait to get a new one. No dislike of a car is worth the risk of prison. Insurance companies aren't employing morons. They have people who are eager to sniff out someone committing fraud.

Answer 6

insurance fraud can lead to time in jail .....................

Answer 7

ive had more than 10 accidents...all considered my fault by the police

just dont brake when someone tries to cut across the road in front of you they will get a ticket for improper yielding and you will smash the heck out of the front of ur vehicle likely totaling it...

35moh or less t-bone prolly wont hurt bad...just brace hard

well this is what has happened to me a couple times...

also go deer hunting...with the car...*if you have full coverage

youll bust the hood and front end probably totaling it...

i am not responsible for your accident these are facts of things that have happened to me and meant as lighthearted anecdotes

*after thought: how the *** do i still have a license???

Answer 8

Well, you just ain't all that bright, are you?!?!?

Answer 9

I hope you and your new husband enjoy anal s*x and prison food....

Answer 10

Umm... sell it? Insurance costs after the wreck will make wrecking the car for insurance money pointless.

Answer 11

your the reason we all pay high insurance....

Your a sick bit**