I really wanna drink in college but I'm not old enough? How can I get some booze and make friends?

Question

and don't lecture me

Answer 1

Go Greek.

Answer 2

You'll never find a decent friend like that since they are all losers.

Drink alone.

Don't tell anyone.

It can be your secret.

Answer 3

Oh, it's very easy.  Have cash.  When the people you meet from class or sports or organizations mention parties, listen.  If you're even remotely close to them and say "Sounds like fun, I've got a few bucks to help out, mind if I tag along?"  You're in.  Then you meet more people at parties, and even as drunk as they get, when the booze is running out and they pass the hat, everyone remembers who added a couple bucks to get that next keg.



I am NOT saying you have to always chip in for booze, but nobody likes a moocher, so start at first by offering, and once you're in the party circuit, you don't always HAVE to pay for other peoples' booze.  Plus you'll have friends who will buy for you until you're 21.  



Then reverse that when you are 21 and be wary of freshman who ask you out of the blue to buy for them.  Sharing comes first to build trust, then buying.  

Answer 4

Join a club/organization to meet friends. If you are at a half-way respectable party school, the drinking will soon follow.

Answer 5

um wait until ur 21

dont be in a rush to do adult things

u have PLENTY of years to destroy your liver

Answer 6

1) turn 21

2) update your id

3) Go to a bar

4) Drink until you vomit and pass out.

As for friends

You're too d**n stupid and/or ugly for friends.

*Edit* Hey, I can't help it that you're too stupid and ugly for friends, and too young to drink to help ease that pain; but don't come into my question and mess with me because you've got problems with your own self-hatred.

Krims

Answer 7

that's easy. just go to college parties. they will always provide drinks. a lot of the friends you will meet will probably have alcohol too.

But seriously, going to college just to drink is a silly idea. Please balance drugs and schoolwork too. College is about experimenting, but there will be no experimenting if you waste your 4 years on booze and drugs. And also, be careful when you're out on these parties.

Have fun in college!

Answer 8

use your common sense. If that is the only way  to make friends, then you are going to face a lot of disasters.It is possible that while those of age may get away with drinking, as a minor you open yourself up to expulsion, or getting busted.You say don't lecture so take this as an eye opener, I have many friends that wanted to get right to the party scene, but they became the party of older and more experienced students, and didn't finish their education.You will find responsible activities, and a world of academic freedoms that you don't have at home. If you must party, start off small in a secure environment and with very reliable friends.work your way up until you know the rules and ropes.I'm not raggin on you, but I believe you are ripe to be taken advantage of by people who will say the right things, but could care less about what happens to you. Now that I've bitched you out for thinking like you do, let me wish you good luck, and get a solid education.

Answer 9

join a fraternity