I really want to become a merman and have a scaly tale instead of legs and swim in the sea among the fish.?

Question

Is there any kind of surgery I can get to replace my legs with a fishy scaly tail? And make me breath underwater?

Answer 1

i don't think there is...

Answer 2

You may be suffering from what is known as the "Merman syndrome." This disorder was discovered by a team of scientists in the 1970s, who monitored males who were consistently rejected by females over a period of five or ten years. These researchers found that these individuals were more likely to pursue "abnormal" or fantastical females, based on their lack of success in "normal" dating pools. Fantasies of these men included transforming into satyrs and pursuing nymphs, becoming wizards and attracting sorceresses, and less frequently, morphing into mermen and chasing mermaids. In the "real world," this syndrome (in a milder form) is often perceived in males who engage in fantasy role playing computer games or who dress up like goths or other freakish sorts, all in the hopes of attracting the attention of "different" females.

Answer 3

Saw, it works fine :)

Answer 4

i dont know but when you find out, let me know and i'll be your little mermaid. ;)