I received this from a friend, Is this funny?

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For the Lawyers

The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

”May I help you sir?' she asked. I want to see Valerie”, the man replied.

”Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam.

”No, I must see Valerie,” he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”

The man replied, “Ontario”.

”Really?”, she said. “I have family in Ontario”.

”I know”, the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.1. Death2. Taxes3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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Answer 1

I loved the joke. I copied it to send to a friend of mine that is a lawyer. He will think it is a true story.

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The Hundred-Dollar Bill.

        Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?

        The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Answer 2

Not really.

Answer 3

this is a good one rofl

Answer 4

Very amusing

So, what do lawyers use for contraception?

Their personalities....lol

Answer 5

hahahahahaha  

Answer 6

haha wow!!!

Answer 7

ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!

that was hilarious ~~!!!!!

i liked it  a lots ~~~~!!!!!!!!that was a classic sample of lawyer~~!!!!

Answer 8

We have the same Lawyer.....

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"  

Answer 9

hahahahhahahahah thats d**n brilliant and smart too.. thanks a billion.  

Answer 10

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgom thats to funny