I recently learned that a dear friend pawned the family Corgie. How should I handle this delicate situation?

Question

He didn't even give me the points for it. Pout.

Answer 1

You can buy back off me if you like? Smelly little dog and I never really wanted it in the first place!

Answer 2

Go and borrow a regal corgi and use it to replace the porno dog..... How much did your dear friend get at the pawno shop? xx

Answer 3

Tell her that unless she gets it back she will no longer be able to hand out M.B.E.s and stuff

Answer 4

darling, times have been hard with so many mouths to feed... poor Mr. Bojangles went to a better place. Now eat your ''roast beef'' like a good little gal and stop sulking...

Answer 5

Have the dear friend horsewhipped and shoot the dog so that he can't do it again

Answer 6

Have the chauffeur beat them senseless with the buggy whip.

Answer 7

get your chauffer to drive you around all the pawn shops and buy corgi back then go home and see if your 'friend'will be hung for theft.

Answer 8

Get the corgi back and pawn the dear friend!!!!

Answer 9

Sounds to me as if he did you a favour.

Answer 10

we are not amused!

Answer 11

Involving animals in pawn is just wrong in my opinion. You should tell your friend youve seen the images whilst browsing the web and if she doesnt stop you will have to inform the RSPCA and local constabulary.

Answer 12

Dear Margaret was the one most likely to do such a terrible thing.  But as she's gone to the great palace in the sky it can't be her.

My guess is that it was one of the young princes.  What wags they are. You will know that they're drinking away what little wits they had, so there's not a lot you can do.  Suggest that their tranche from the Civil List is increased, perhaps?

Answer 13

Pawn your dear friend, or have him/her commited, that's always good for a laugh or two.