I recently watched a British Comedy, can I apply for citizenship

Question

I recently watched a British Comedy, can I apply for citizenship

Answer 1

Yes.  It's a little-known fact that you can apply for British citizenship under the following circumstances:

- You've consumed Irn Bru

- You don't giggle when people eat pork faggots or spotted d**k

- You regularly use terms like "Oi there, luv!" or "innit"

- You've watched a British comedy (TV, theatre and cinema are all acceptable forms)

Answer 2

Yes, of course you can apply for citizenship.

That doesn't mean you get it though :)