I run trains all day?

Question

but my girlfriend doesn't like it from behind

what do i do

Answer 1

Wanna trade for one that doesn't like the head end?

Answer 2

Just assert to her that being the conductor on the "train" is hawwt.

Also, you sir, win an internet.  Don't spend it all in the same place.

Answer 3

do what the track department boys do

when the rail gets to squeeling too loud they use a bucket of rail grease

you''d be surprised what some lubrication will do

Answer 4

Actually, your a ninja turle.  You beat up bad guys and then eat pizza with a scary looking rat....