I saw a girl this morning wearing a 'Property of NY Yankees' t-shirt?

Question

Exactly how did the Yankees acquire her? What do you suppose they do with her?

Answer 1

kidnapping probably..they will use their bats on her

Answer 2

I bet she's a stacked cheerleader!

Answer 3

that's just a statement shirt. shut up.

Answer 4

She likes to get owned.

I bet she gang-bangs the whole team.

She's the team prostitute.  

Answer 5

She probably came free.  If she is theirs they can do with her as they please I'd guess.

Answer 6

She gives them some help before all the games! <3

Answer 7

she gives them all head before every game so that they won't be all nervous

see, we can switch knows what i'm talking about

Answer 8

Is SHE the property of the Yankees;  or is the SHIRT the property of the Yankees.  or is it all a publicity JOKE.

Answer 9

She's the team "pump".

Answer 10

She's the backup quarterback and fluff girl.

Answer 11

I would have to agree with the first person to answer this question. Definitely some form of prostitution or sexual favors and that would explain why they are horrible this year. Wasting all their energy on the "Property of NY Yankees" chick.

Answer 12

She's the team mascot...  

Answer 13

What, a fan can't express their support for their team without some smart-alek shooting off his mouth?  Jeez!

Answer 14

She must be taking good care of their ballz.

Answer 15

The Steinbrenner's have mad cash.  They probably over paid for her to under perform.  Thats how they roll.  

Answer 16

She was the other woman McCain was considering for his VP running mate maybe he should have picked her.  She was looking for a gig so

The Yankees needing all the help they can get signed her as a free agent.

She may start Friday nights game.  Locals wont even know as tourist are paying unheard of prices to see a struggling team about 10 games out play its last few games in a crumbling old stadium.

Answer 17

Maybe she stole the shirt.