I saw a leprechan!?

Question

Okay, I was a Wal-Mart today and I was checking out when I noticed him in front of me. he wasnt wearing green like leprechans do in movies, but he was short. when i asked him where his pot of gold was, he punched me in the stomach. (i guess leprechans have "short" tempers) i was so excited about my discovery that i was trying to tell everyone else that was in line with me. one lady told me i was being rude, and the other lady ask the leprechan if he wanted to call the manager.? i guess everyone else couldnt see his leprechn-ness like i could. but then i relized he wasnt a leprechan, he was just one of santa's elfs.... duhhh.

Answer 1

ROFPMSL!!!!!

Good job he didn't headbut you!

Answer 2

You should have given the elf your Christmas list for Santa, you could have saved yourself a stamp.

Answer 3

You are really ig...no i won't say it because I don't want to get reported.But that could have just been a midget or a dwarf and that might have hurt the person's feeling because they thought you were making fun of them.Just because someone is short that does not mean they are a leprechaun.

This is a midget

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget

This is a dwarf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism

And I also doubt a leprechaun would hang-out at Wal Mart.

But don't me wrong mythical creatures are not a myth they do exist that just wasn't one.

Answer 4

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

Answer 5

ROFLMAO!

Answer 6

Are u serious wtf

Answer 7

you are stupid. probably a MIDGET!!!!!

Answer 8

Come to Ireland and lets see you laugh when they kick the **** out of you for talking such a load of ****.

Answer 9

LOL

Answer 10

cool