I see the cops have foiled a terrorist plot to blow up Gordon Brown haven't they got anything better to do?

Answer 1

Its like that guy who was caught in a traffic jam on the motorway. Traffic was at a dead stop. Suddenly, a guy with a bucket was going between the cars explaining that terrorists had rammed and stopped official government cars further up the motorway, and had kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw. If they didn't recieve a million ransom money, they were going to blow them up. The guy held out his bucket asking for a contribution. "whats the going rate?" asked the driver. "Oh about half a gallon" said the man

Answer 2

the cops? or the terrorists?

Answer 3

Indeed, how dare they waste taxpayers' money on such trivial pursuits. I mean they could be helping old ladies across the street, giving tourists directions, or conducting an enquiry into my missing pen (it was on my desk 5 minutes ago). But no!  They have to gad about saving the PM from terrorists. It's an outrage.

Answer 4

I wish.