I slammed my p***s in the car door and now the head's all purple. How can I see a doctor for free? No ins.

Question

This is not a joke. I need all the help I can get.

How did it happen? I'm a dog walker for a nudist colony. Anyway ... I was out walking four pitbulls today and one of them broke free. The other three freaked out and started running after him. This, of course, made me trip. The three strong dogs that I still had a hold on began to drag me across the ground. They dragged me past a car that two old people were getting into. The woman got really frightened and slammed her door just as I was going past. My p***s was caught in the door.

OH SNAP! I'll be covered by Worker's Comp. I'm going to the hospital. Thanks all.

Answer 1

bored, are we?

Answer 2

If this is a joke, you have sick humor.

If it's for real..wear better clothes and don't slam any more doors.

You'll always pay for doctor's visits. Just a fact of life.

Answer 3

man i wish i knew the whole story! i feel bad that eould suck. I would definatly go see a doctor that casnt be good . That could be serious. go to urgent care or something asap. hope it gets better bro seriously

Answer 4

holy **** dude  

Answer 5

Just go stare in the window at the doctor.  That won't cost you nothing.

Answer 6

how the c**p di you do that? were you naked or sometthin? yea just go a doctor, just you definatly cant go for free.