I stuck a sewing needle in my urethra and i lost it...now what?

Question

it really hurts

Answer 1

wtf?

Answer 2

I hope you really aren't this stupid.  If you are this stupid, then you're probably also about to lose a valued appendage..

Answer 3

You cant find it on your own. It takes hours to find needles in soft tissue. I even need xrays to find some in patients. Go to your doctor now pronto.

Answer 4

go to the doctors as soon as you can.

Answer 5

Wow.I don't know what compelled you to do so but you better see a doctor.

Answer 6

one question:

what possessed you to shove something sharp up your p***s?

see a doctor.

get a mental evaluation

Answer 7

Got a really big magnet?  That and some ice should do the trick!  Maybe a lot of hard liquor to calm you down first.....Been there done that.

Answer 8

all i can say is OMG!!!!! and i agree with everybody else. go to the e.r. ASAP!

Answer 9

words cannot describe the horror!

Answer 10

LMAO!!!

You can't be serious. LOL> OmG thats so stupid.

Thanks for the laugh though, made my day.  

Answer 11

That's at least twice that you've done that.  When will you learn?

Answer 12

Dumbass go to the doctor.

Answer 13

words can discribe the shivers that went down my spine

Answer 14

holy fRAck thats is horrible omg that is just UHH!

Answer 15

Hmm.. That was stupid, no offense.  I'm sure you realize that now.

I have no idea besides the obvious.  Go to the ER or the Dr.

I really would enjoy hearing this story...

Answer 16

why.......

watch out for magnets

Answer 17

IF THIS REALY HAPPENED...U WOULDNT BE TALKING ON HERE... omg i cant even imagine wat that would feel like!

Answer 18

UGH! Omg just the though of that makes me wanna cry! X_X

I think u should go the emergency room ASAP before it pokes anything n blood starts coming out which may lead to infections which may lead to you crying and pulling ur hair out everytime you pee!

GL!

Answer 19

Oh my

There are an incredible amount of hilarious questions in this section

Answer 20

Get another one and stick it in your eye. That'll kill the pain down there.

Answer 21

get to a doctor really soon!!!

Answer 22

Take 'it' and you to the nearest E.R.  And whatever you do, DON'T BEND IT!  :-)  Good luck.

Answer 23

go to doctor as soon as you can. ER if you just did it

Answer 24

You have to go to the ER (I am NOT even going to ask how that happened)

Answer 25

why the **** would you do that?!!?!?! owwwwwwwwwwwwwww

your crazy

DOCTOR ASAP!

Answer 26

okay, you have GOT to get urself to the ER RITE NOW!! do you kno what that can do to ur urethra?? go to the ER... and why was a sewing needle anywhere near ur urethra to begin with??

Answer 27

if you urinate and it don't come out...get to the dr. asap. it could set up a staff infection

Answer 28

how the heck did that happen?

Answer 29

Some people really like shoving things up their urethra. Some times clear to the bladder. I read one account of the removal of a dozen paper clips from one persons bladder. Shoving things up there is called "sounding". The germans used to use it as a form of torture in their concentration camps, using metal rods that had been heated red hot.

If your needle is stuck, you will probably have to go to a doctor. You could try retrieving it with tweezers, but a doctor would probably be less painful. Next time try something bigger and less sharp.

Answer 30

Hindsight being 20/20, I imagine you're wondering what possessed you to do that in the first place. I know I'm scratching my head in bewilderment.

Go to the emergency room. Not something you want lodged in there for very long.