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I stuck a sewing needle in my urethra and i lost it...now what?

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it really hurts

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  1. wtf?


  2. I hope you really aren't this stupid.  If you are this stupid, then you're probably also about to lose a valued appendage..

  3. You cant find it on your own. It takes hours to find needles in soft tissue. I even need xrays to find some in patients. Go to your doctor now pronto.

  4. go to the doctors as soon as you can.

  5. Wow.I don't know what compelled you to do so but you better see a doctor.

  6. one question:

    what possessed you to shove something sharp up your p***s?

    see a doctor.

    get a mental evaluation

  7. Got a really big magnet?  That and some ice should do the trick!  Maybe a lot of hard liquor to calm you down first.....Been there done that.

  8. all i can say is OMG!!!!! and i agree with everybody else. go to the e.r. ASAP!

  9. words cannot describe the horror!

  10. LMAO!!!

    You can't be serious. LOL> OmG thats so stupid.

    Thanks for the laugh though, made my day.  

  11. That's at least twice that you've done that.  When will you learn?

  12. Dumbass go to the doctor.

  13. words can discribe the shivers that went down my spine

  14. holy fRAck thats is horrible omg that is just UHH!

  15. Hmm.. That was stupid, no offense.  I'm sure you realize that now.

    I have no idea besides the obvious.  Go to the ER or the Dr.

    I really would enjoy hearing this story...

  16. why.......

    watch out for magnets

  17. IF THIS REALY HAPPENED...U WOULDNT BE TALKING ON HERE... omg i cant even imagine wat that would feel like!

  18. UGH! Omg just the though of that makes me wanna cry! X_X

    I think u should go the emergency room ASAP before it pokes anything n blood starts coming out which may lead to infections which may lead to you crying and pulling ur hair out everytime you pee!

    GL!

  19. Oh my

    There are an incredible amount of hilarious questions in this section

  20. Get another one and stick it in your eye. That'll kill the pain down there.

  21. get to a doctor really soon!!!

  22. Take 'it' and you to the nearest E.R.  And whatever you do, DON'T BEND IT!  :-)  Good luck.

  23. go to doctor as soon as you can. ER if you just did it

  24. You have to go to the ER (I am NOT even going to ask how that happened)

  25. why the **** would you do that?!!?!?! owwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    your crazy

    DOCTOR ASAP!

  26. okay, you have GOT to get urself to the ER RITE NOW!! do you kno what that can do to ur urethra?? go to the ER... and why was a sewing needle anywhere near ur urethra to begin with??

  27. if you urinate and it don't come out...get to the dr. asap. it could set up a staff infection

  28. how the heck did that happen?

  29. Some people really like shoving things up their urethra. Some times clear to the bladder. I read one account of the removal of a dozen paper clips from one persons bladder. Shoving things up there is called "sounding". The germans used to use it as a form of torture in their concentration camps, using metal rods that had been heated red hot.

    If your needle is stuck, you will probably have to go to a doctor. You could try retrieving it with tweezers, but a doctor would probably be less painful. Next time try something bigger and less sharp.

  30. Hindsight being 20/20, I imagine you're wondering what possessed you to do that in the first place. I know I'm scratching my head in bewilderment.

    Go to the emergency room. Not something you want lodged in there for very long.

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