I suspect someone has replaced my normal cereal with Super Colon Blow, how can I tell for sure?

Question

I suspect someone has replaced my normal cereal with Super Colon Blow, how can I tell for sure?

Answer 1

Hershey squirts.

Answer 2

You know, it may not have been the cereal at all.

I mean you're so full of it..it was only a matter of time before it HAD to come out.

Just be glad it's coming from that end..instead of the mouth. Nothing worse than verbal diarrhea as you well know.

;)

Answer 3

if your legs are numb and you're still going... you might have ingested a massive dose of fiber  

Answer 4

lol..ooooh you'll be able to tell soon enough..hahahaha

Answer 5

Stay in the restroom just to be safe.

*slowly backs away*

Answer 6

When you c**p your pants, that is a dead giveaway!

Answer 7

i think that was more info then i wanted to know.  

Answer 8

Just eat it until it's gone.  You proably need a good colon cleanse.  You will feel so much better soon.

Answer 9

Leakage, and the 10 foot run to the bathroom is the longest, most grueling, and stressful 10 feet of your life.

Answer 10

You''l know by how much TP it takes to get clean again.  

Answer 11

Ho boy, if you're pooping a lot you'll sure know. LMAO

Answer 12

If your underwear starts to smell like Buk's.

Answer 13

1) Get on your knees, naked.

2) Arch your back

3) Spread your cheeks

4) Cough

If the back wall has a coverage rate of less than 50%, you need to eat more of that cereal.

Answer 14

Really, do you have the runs?  I would have thought you'd like a morning blow.  My bad.

Answer 15

check under the rim of the seat, for evidence.

and i hope that means you had an excellent labor day.  

Answer 16

Just ew! I hope you clean your own toilet bowls.

Answer 17

You must take a stool sample to your Dr. and drink lots of liquids to avoid dehydration or just give some to the dog and see what happens.

Answer 18

If you have uncontrollable anal spewage all over the walls of your office, tis a safe bet that you've snarfed down a bowl of Super Colon Blow.

Answer 19

did it look like a bunch of horse pills floating in your milk.

Answer 20

Check for Mudflaps!!! LMAO

Answer 21

Buk (Panarchy) .... you are my hero lol

But honestly, if you're leaving skid marks everywhere you sit, id take that as a good indication