I suspect that . I have . a Demon within?

Question

I tried self-exorcism, vegetarianism, human rights, spiritualism and a cure of grapes ( three whole months). Nothing worked.

How did you get rid of your Demon?

I appreciate your help.

Answer 1

yes, you definitely have a demon within since you've blocked all my friends without a reason! geez, you're lame, lol!!!

Answer 2

I'm sorry.  Can you explain this:

"I tried self-exorcism, vegetarianism, human rights, spiritualism and a cure of grapes ( three whole months). Nothing worked."

What?  What kind of lame **** demon runs away from grapes and vegetarians?  I can just imagine that going down in h**l.  "So how'd the corruption of the innocent go Beelzebub?"  "Curses!  I was so close to winning his eternal soul and then he... he... ate a plate of BROCCOLI!  NOOOO!"

And what do you mean you tried human rights?  What had you been doing before?  Abusing them?  

It's a strange day when the words "self exorcism" are the ones that make the most sense in a sentence.  Good luck with the demon pal.  If the grapes don't work, maybe you should upgrade to something more serious.  Like raisins.

Answer 3

With the name of Jesus.  I don't know if you are a believer or not, but Jesus cast out demons, before he left this world he gave us, those who believe on him, the authority to cast out demons in his name.  If you are not a believer, find one.  The catholic church does exorcisms, but they investigate first and they don't always agree to do them.

Answer 4

Monkey magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hq...

Answer 5

...I believe everyone has a good and bad side...here is a poem for you...

Devil Within Me

There’s a Devil with in me that darkens my soul

But, with God’s help, I can, still take control

It’s hard to conceive,  yet I do believe

This devil within me, leads me to the Lord

I wake up each morning, bad thoughts in my head

The devil must work on me while I lay in my bed

But, while I’m awake, I know for my sake

The devil within must be put in his place

This devil in you will lead you astray

He’ll try to control you in his devious ways

Just remember, dear children, to look God’s Way

He’ll show you the difference between night and day

by John W Foresman

1943-2001

Answer 6

Did you try get advice from the experts at?

law

http://www.superstitionclub.com

Answer 7

A high fibre diet ....

Drink lots of metamucil ...it got rid of my demons.

Answer 8

everyone has a darkside. some are simply more attuned to it (others are attuned to it to the point of actually having a full argument with it...which makes them look crazy and kinda scary)

my suggestion is to try to make peace with it. meditate, commune with your darkside and find out what it wants. if it wants control over your body and to pillage your soul (and all that clich'e stuff) then you need to find someone who knows what to do next...which isnt me. moving on!

Answer 9

Call on the angel Ariel.  He is the punisher of demons.  Worked for me.

Answer 10

Perhaps it is your spirit guide

Answer 11

Maintain cleanliness, worship and meditation

Answer 12

You can't do a self-exorcism. You need to get a priest or priestess to help you out. However if the entity let you do all those things then it obviously isn't very powerfull. good luck

blessed be

Answer 13

In the book of James (in the bible) there is a verse that says

"resist the devil and he will flee from you"

Jesus also told His disciples that a certain type of evil spirit

needed to be removed by prayer and fasting.

Answer 14

adaptation is the best solution.

love

Pluto

Answer 15

Dearest, do you want me to report this Demon??

:))))

I get rid of my Demons, by loving them.   Seriously.

Answer 16

Try a good psychiatrist, it's all in your mind. Have a great day.

Answer 17

did your demon tell you to post this question on yahoo anwers??

Answer 18

get yourself some pink sunglasses and your demon will become an angel:)

maybe an angel from Playboy:)

Answer 19

I don't think there's a devil inside us. The devil was always capturing our thoughts and makes us believe that there's a devil inside us.

Answer 20

From what I've seen(?) of you here,  the demon seems quite  tame...(and lame).  So why do you want to get rid of it?  Why not let it rest within...like an appendix!  

Caution:  Sometimes demon gets too dangerous...for self as well as others...if let out.

Answer 21

you can go to church.

that makes demons(and some people) go CRAZY!

or read from the bible....good luck with that

Answer 22

Read the Qur'an. Go to church, speak to a priest or sheikh! Learn how to do wudu' or ablution.

Answer 23

Guitar and Amp...

Works real good...

Those demons don't stand a chance against THAT divine thunder...

Answer 24

this is very common, try clearing your thoughts... by the way Muslem religious men have lots of experience in this rspect. go to them and do as they say... have faith...

Answer 25

It's probably just gas.  Take an antacid.

Answer 26

Engage a professional exorcist - see a shrink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrink