I swear I saw a UFO!!! ?

Question

ok, first it traveled over my house, and then, IT CHECKED ME OUT!!!

And then It started zooming around and around, and back and forth, zig and zag, and finally, it zoomed away into darkness, leaving a cloud of smoke that looked suspicously like the middle finger. And the UFO was shaped like a stunt plane.

What do you think? Do the aliens have a grudge with me?

Answer 1

was tom cruise flying it?

Answer 2

Sorry for scaring you. We got lost on the way to the Crab Nebula.

Answer 3

awesome  

Answer 4

Mom???

Answer 5

How much have you had to drink tonight?

Answer 6

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!... grow up! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!... u made my day!!!!!!!!!!! the aliens were flicking u off! lol! did u get hit in the head or something? seirously GET SOME HELP!

Answer 7

aw man... did you see the martians come out? craaaaaazy man..

Answer 8

Can I have your dealer's number? I want what you're on

Answer 9

No pictures or video? It didn't happen.

Answer 10

Yep, you are deluded.

Answer 11

Hahah are you high? drunk? crazy?

:) wow

Answer 12

Maybe.

Answer 13

yeah, they probably are sad they cannot abduct you

Answer 14

Dude, put the cap back on the glue, it will all be ok.

Answer 15

Yeah pack your things.  You are going to Uranus.

Answer 16

r u on crack

Answer 17

Dude, put your bong away.