I think I'm the reincarnation of Jesus!(seriously)?

Question

Ever since I was little there have been times when I wanted something to happen, and it did that same instant.

For example, one time me and my dad were in the car and he needed to get somewhere really far away fast, he was really worried. I just wanted him to make it, he had like 4 min to get there, and I swear about 20 min went by, but only 3 min went by...if that makes any sense

And whenever I see a sick person, I instinctevely go and touch them, and they always start to get a little better

and the thing that really made me think I was Jesus was that one day I went swimming. And a friend pushed me in the pool and when I fell in I stayed on top of the water as if it was the ground for almost 1 whole second before I started thinking about it

I'm also a really good person, maybe the most compassionate person I know. And everytime I see something bad happen, something in me hurts

And there are times in my sleep when I'm almost about to wake up, I hear people's prayers in languages I don't know...lol, jk. did anyone buy it even if a little tiny bit?

Answer 1

lol ur funny man.. hehe i cracked up bad. good on ya :) lmao

Answer 2

Unless you have holes in your hands and a hole in your side, you cannot be Jesus.

Everything else is irrelevant.

Plus the idea of Jesus being reincarnated is a little off.

Answer 3

HAAAAAAHAAAA LOL! thats funny. You can't be Jesus though Pal, because I am.

Answer 4

lol i havn't laughed that hard in ages, thankyou you really just made my day! lol

Answer 5

You do know that there is a mental condition on that very thing and it's not that uncommon. I have met ppl that feel the same way and I really mean that they think that. Maybe you should talk to a Dr. about it.

Answer 6

I did not buy it. We are already saved and Jesus Christ is coming back to judge the living and the dead.

Answer 7

you're such a liar.  you said you're serious then you'd say you were KIDDING.  You're a LIAR!!  

:D  i was joking.  Half serious.  :))

Answer 8

AH, http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basi...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cyjv6ZVqH...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_o...

Just for you to know the truth

There have to be a purpose for life otherwise we will miss the peaceful path of happiness so we want to be just better everyday

So, spiritually, what is God? , What’s makes God as god? , What is God’s Power? , For all sort of these questions, I have very limited understanding so Let me give you the point. Well, just try to know, what’s makes God as god, the Power, isn’t it? So what the power can do? Ah? Well, it can give the ability to organise all things & it can give the ability to separate everything and most importantly, the Ability to control everything, isn’t it? Isn’t it good? Ah? So, what I try to say here is, from my hard study and research effort with the help from god, I realized that the ability to control everything, the Power of God is gradually increased in the full amount to use so; The Power of God is always the omnipotent and existed among everything. & The God now is always the same omnipotent for us, who is organised us and we are growing towards perfection. The perfection is the final stage, not the end. & The Power of God, the Ability is the reward for us to control everything in a proper manner, like the true God of goodness. & Everlasting Happiness is the final stage. & it cannot come alone without the final stage perfection of God. & if god always perfect in perfection then there have to be beginning with God for the organizing progress of all things. So, there is No end and also No beginning for all things, including this on going organizing progress. So we cannot get anything from nothing. & how could that be possible to be perfect in perfection always, ah…? No way has the perfection of god come first or the growth towards perfection. There is No End and there is No beginning and so the Ability is for the Love of Joy & ~ LOVE IS THE ABILITY ~

If you don’t still agree, then note this important point: - you can use any thing for Good or Bad so, whenever possible If you ask the god for the good reason to give you the ability perfection, because of your obedience, then the God will give you, if the god is good and Almighty. Simple logical prove (the evidence) for this concept. So,

If you are humble, please... Pray to know the truth from true God by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit with great faith and. Good in Bad & Bad in Good so the values are most important. God gave us the rights to do what is right for you & sometimes, things can be right in your point of view but wrong in Public point of view so Basically, just pray about it for the Good Answer and try to do the God's will first always & If you think, why so much trouble and pain in this world…? Then there is only one reason, without pain, No pleasure and without pleasure, no pain. So without them, we cannot enjoy this life so always we need them in our development towards the perfection of God. So-so you use pain and pleasure instead of pain and pleasure use you. I mean the vision of your future should be clear & it have to pull you rather than you have to push so you must link a lot of pleasure in order to succeed in the Best job. When you feel strong enough links a lot of pleasure in your subconscious mind and your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. & It is wonderful nature for us by the true God. And we all make mistakes so it is hard to look for star in daylight. So just in faith… it is possible. Like that the faith in true God. &  If you think, even expert can be wrong then you have to make the fine research in all most everything so It is hard and some time, it is impossible to achieve so Why we need inappropriate action to find the owner of higher power? So, because of Lack of faith in true God, we do not have the great gift of understanding of things. & All things are spiritually first, to govern by God with glory so closely, Have a look at this world of wonders of yours and then you know the truth, when you listen to your real voice and then Having a strong desire to do the best every day then stick with the best to do your best. And most importantly, try to be grateful for what you have now & try to know where you come from to have the great gift of understanding and then, have the faith to become the best winner in your life. & The Law of mercy cannot rob the Law of justice so Justice demands the punishment of our sin but The Law of mercy requires the forgiveness to give to us and God is perfect in perfection so cannot violate his laws so The God provided the way to our salvation to overcome our sin so Jesus Christ sacrifice is much needed to return to live with God, so Jesus Christ is our savior.

Well, It is the time to make the great decision.

Good luck.

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Answer 9

Reincarnation of someone to someone does not exist. Population is growing too from two to many.

Answer 10

I've met too many people who actually think they are Jesus. lol

BTW: The reason why you didn't get a response for a few minutes is because it takes some time to get your question listed.

Answer 11

It isn't US that you need to worry about offending.

Answer 12

Boy are you bored, huh?

Answer 13

Jesus was already born, He is seated on the throne in Heaven.  You have a birthdate some time between, I would guess, 1985 and 1998.  This would exclude you.

Jesus already has a body, the next time He sets foot on teh earth in the flesh, it will be on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem, and the mountain will split in two.  Since that has not happened yet, you are not Him.

Answer 14

No no no....I'm not offended but its not something to kid about k?  

Answer 15

I'll Pray for you (seriously)