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I think I just had an alien enounter. What do I do?

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I was probed.

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d**n, the first answer is funny as funny can get.
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Contact your local Immigration Office.
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Did it use lube?
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If you really did, you'd dial 911, or 000, or whatever the number is in your country.

But for some reason or another, I suspect you're just joshing.

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You got a problem there. well aliens are among us already. and i guess that some things can't be stopped. Well here is another question for you. was it a guy alien or a woman?
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Go to a doctor for physical exam
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hmm........Ask google , Google knows it all.....!!
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Umm this is a tough one to call, sorry cant help on this one.
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wash your hands with soap and water and go back to bed.
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wake up! you're just dreaming.
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Go to your local hospital and get tested for radiation poisoning.

WTF,you were probed?!OMG go to the hospital because you might be pregnant!!!!
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An alien from what "space?" If you're in California, Arizona, or Texas, then it was probably a Mexican. Those Mexican aliens don't usually do probes, but it's not unheard of either. If the Mexican aliens abducted you, then you really ARE in trouble.

d**n aliens.
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call the police
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You run to Yahoo Answers and type in the question that you just did. You did the right thing.
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The skeptics say it's "sleep paralysis". ..so don't worry...the skeptics are ALWAYS right!! lol (I know how you feel...it's hard to think up good questions after awhile. At least you tried! lol)

Edit...Hey "crouching doggie"..are you a Beagle?? You did your breed proud at the Westminster Doggie Show. Congratulations!!
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I can take a look at that for you.
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run... and don't tell anyone else about the probe!
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Are you serious? If so I would go ahead and contact these ppl. http://www.ny-spi.com/
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The answer is play it safe.Have yourself examined by a Proctologist.
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I'd have a full exam kit used in your ER evaluation.
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Why don't you tell us more about it so we can know how serious you are?
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Did it at least buy you dinner first?

I would take a Plan B pill just to be safe. Oh, and call ICE.
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