I think I might be a hobo,what are the tell tale signs?

Question

Wearing the same clothes for a week, drinking from a brown paper bag, getting hot meals delivered to my park bench.

Answer 1

hobo lol i love that saying

Answer 2

Do u live outside? And is ther a scuffy dog by your side??

lol

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Answer 3

If you wander around and do not have a home to go to or to choose to go to and have your other characteristics then you are a hobo otherwise you are just a degenerate

Answer 4

Reading the big issue on line on your laptop and having a wee dog snuggled up under your scabby bed covers and lots of cardboard to laydown on the park bench to stop the wet and cold from penetrating.

A look of distant satisfaction knowing that you don't have a noose round your neck by way of a mortgage. And lots of friends coming to chat to you.

Certainly the lifestyle of a super tramp. I've seen many far worse off than you and it cracks me up big style. There but for the grace of God.

Good night sleep tight mind the bench bugs don't bite.

Answer 5

You forgot two other tell tale signs: An odour, and not that of flowers that can carry for miles in a light breeze. That and begging money for more alcohol from passersby.

Heavens forbid you would leave your bench to actually walk up to perfect strangers with hand out.