I think I might be slightly delusional, could I be?

Question

High, my fairy shoulder creature agrees that I might be slightly delusional, but the talking door says no.

Here are some signs that I might be:

Sometimes when I stare at my pet dragon for long enough, his scales go from dark red to dark purple until I look away.

Sometimes, I can swear my giant robot arachnid vehicle says things.

Also, a few days ago, I was out of those mushrooms from my back yard, so I ate normal cereal, and when I looked out the window, it looked like there were only 2 suns, like the other eight had just disappeared.

Could I be slightly delusional or am I just overreacting?

Answer 1

Wow I think I might have the same problem. Wait! Is it a problem at all?All my "imaginary" friends don't seem to think it's a problem either. I will NEVER tell the doctor or he'll take my friends away.  

Answer 2

Your main delusion is that this question is somehow funny.

Answer 3

you's crazy!  get me some of those majik mushrooms yo

Answer 4

Don't believe the fairy shoulder creature! Mine is full of lies.