I think chuck norris is after me. what should i do?

Question

I think chuck norris is after me. what should i do?

Answer 1

Give up now.  Hope he has pity on you and brings you back to life, just so he can take it again.

The good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.

Answer 2

run

Answer 3

Chuck doesn't waste his time with trolls. I doubt he even knows you exist.

Answer 4

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!

Answer 5

when you get roached by a spinning wheel kick that he learned form Tang Soo DOin Korea, then you will know why he can slam a revolving door

Answer 6

Get your final affairs in order; you cannot defeat the Chuck, fighting back only makes him tronger. you cannot throw yourself on his mercy, he sees this as a weakness that must be destroyed. You COULD try to sneak up behind him, but he has the ability to be in front of AND behind you AT THE SAME TIME, so probably wouldn't work either. Pray that he kicks you hard enough to knoco you back in time, so that you may have the opportunity to avoid whatever is was you did to p**s him off.

Answer 7

Nothing you can do. Sit back and wait for death-by-roundhouse kick.

Answer 8

Chuck Norris has already killed you man, you just don't know it. You migth as well tell the girl next door that you've always loved her cause Chuck will certainly be holding her gently at your funeral.

Answer 9

Take down that website of a mule kicking him in the head.

Maybe he'll take mercy on you.

Answer 10

sup with people thinking Chuck is THAT awesome, seriously! your acting like he's Buda. in case you did  not know, Buda was a great guy who was turned into a god after death

>.> ya i know he's not dead yet

Answer 11

you're screwed..chuck norris will never have a heart attack because even his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

Answer 12

Chuck Norris isn't after you. If he was, you'd already be dead.

Answer 13

yah nothing you can do just hope it is a nice quick death and not a slow and painful one