I think i have a mental issue

Question

i think im mentally challenged or in this case, retarded.

1. i have no self control

2. i watch the neighbours at 6pm eating dinner in their window

3. i like making prank calls to an insurance company

4. i like the fox network

5. it took me 3 hours to watch 60 minutes

6. i dressed up as the bride at my sisters wedding

7. i like cartoons for 3 yr olds

8. i have a 30 second attention span

9. i have a 3 day memory span

10. i can say the alphabet forwards and backwards really fast

I think im going slightly mad, would anybodys help mes out

Answer 1

you are sooo distracted..

Answer 2

Yes - you have some mental health issues.  Suggestion:  see a psychiatrist for proper evaluation and treatment.

Sounds like age regression with ADHD

Answer 3

maybe u need a hobby!

Answer 4

yeah you need to see a doctor, not normal