I think my girlfriends a dragon what do i do???

Question

She can scream like a dragon and can breathe FIRE!!

Answer 1

Stand in front of her and let her burn you to a crisp.

Answer 2

make babys with her. You will create a human/dragon hybrid. THAT WOULD ROCK!

Do it dude...do HER dude.

dragon + human = Hugon

awesome

Answer 3

Sell the toaster on ebay.

Answer 4

Do her doggy style so the flames can't reach you.

Answer 5

slay her with your swrd

Answer 6

stab her in the heart!!! it's the only way!! quickly man!

Answer 7

roast her b4 she does u

Answer 8

do her anal style and split her p***y

Answer 9

You need to go to the doctor.

Answer 10

be a dragon rider then.... :P

Answer 11

Change your name to St. George.

Answer 12

have a few beers and give her a pack of mentos

Answer 13

I don't know.

Freak, lol!

J x

Answer 14

Slay her!

Answer 15

cut her throat

haha jk

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id ont know what to tell u man

good luck

Answer 16

Dragons need lots of sunshine and to be fed lots of flies and small rodents (char-grilled hamster - yum!).  With any luck she'll climb up a log and go to sleep, and give you some peace.

Answer 17

take your trusty sword out of its sheath and stab her in her soft white underbelly, slicing out her heart and when you finish hold the trophy heart over your head with a triumphant exclamation of "I AM SIR SHAGALOT, FEAR MY WRATH!"

Answer 18

sounds like my wife

Answer 19

Tell her she is a magic dragon and her name is Puff. Tell her to live by the sea, with a bit of luck she will meet up with Jacky Paper and won't bother you again.

Other than that ask St George for a favour.

Good Luck

Answer 20

keep a fire extinguisher close at all times! x

Answer 21

Slaaaay her

Answer 22

slay her!!!!

Answer 23

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... thats halarious!!!!!

get over it or Dump her

Answer 24

keep the fire stoked