I think something is wrong!?!?!?!?

Question

I'm 15 and I don't know how to speak teenager!

I don't understand a majority of questions asked here. They are all in test message, and I struggle to understand.

What is wrong with me!? Should I take a class for this?! Where can go to learn how to speak teen aged girl!?

Pray for me.

Answer 1

Yes, well, our generation is full of retards.

Answer 2

I'm guessing that your question ended up in the wrong section. R&Sers abhor text message questions and will give anyone typing that way a hard time about it.

Answer 3

Text message how? You mean internet shorthand like when someone types "lol"? Thats not "teenager speak", its "internet speak". Everyone knows certain internet shorthand words. Google it.

Edit: The link you posted is someone being a moron. Just read it... "Who is talking to god" is the question. Sound it out.

Answer 4

There's nothing wrong with you. The fact that you can't speak text message means that 1) your parents did a good job in raising you and 2) you paid attention in your English classes. As an English teacher in training, I commend you for not ruining your grammar and spelling with text and chat shorthand.  

Answer 5

It is an acquired skill with no apparent rules.

Answer 6

what a joke

Answer 7

You just need to hang out here a lot more in order to pick up our slang terms.

Then again, maybe you should leave while you still have a chance.

Answer 8

ye i will pray that you can talk teenage girl. fake  

Answer 9

nothings wrong, you are above perverting the english language. there is hope!

Answer 10

I suggest you forget the silly girl-games and concentrate on standard English, while your brain is still young and it's still reasonably easy for you to acquire language skills.  

Out there in the nasty old world of real-life, I've seen people with college degrees fired after one week on the job for sending an inter-office memo in text message format.  If you wish to have a real career, you must learn how to effectively communicate in writing.  Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all matter, if you expect to earn a reasonable living.

Answer 11

Do you mean texts like...

do u meen txt lik this?

Is this a religion and spirituality (R&S) question at all?

Answer 12

You must usually hang out in "friends". I've never seen such a horribly disorganized bunch of questions in my entire life. I've answered a couple questions in there, but the majority of the questions, and the answers, are immature and rarely thought out.

Answer 13

What does this have to do with religion?