I think the human race can be divided into to sub-races - dancers and non-dancers?

Question

I've never understood dancing myself.

Answer 1

OK - but I have a sub-sub-race - programmers

Answer 2

I can help you.  

After reading this paragraph you'll suddenly find yourself sprawling onto sawdust covered wood flooring at center of Texas Star Saloon located in Silver City, New Mexico.   In glow of lamps fueled with smoky foul-smelling whale oil thirty filthy livestock herders and miners will stand in a circle two meters distant while their hands reach for loaded weapons.   Pistols and rifles will be discharged into planking under your kneeling body to encourage an upright position.

Upon standing the lead projectiles will continue to spray splinters and jar individual feet;  you'll be quickly guided which foot to lift in the 'Dude Dance' that continues until someone is accidently shot or cartridges are exhausted.  If you can't buy the shooters a round of free drinks afterward you'll be thrown into some fresh horse dung outside.  

To fully understand Old West dance of 1872 please close your eyes now and hold your breath.  To arrive, exhale.

Answer 3

Well, I am a good dancer!

Answer 4

Invest in some dancing lessons, and you'll be sold on it.

Answer 5

people are all so diffrent we could be divided into so many ways

Answer 6

What, you poor thing, music is just never been in your blood!!!

My four children, yougest is one, as soon as i put the stereo on off they go!!!!

they simply dance their little bodies around the house like crazy!!!

Go buy the film footloose, bet you is like the girls dad, he banned dancing in the entire village!

Answer 7

In nursing, we called them "hoofers".  There certainly IS a division between "hoofers" and "non-hoofers".  Almost 100% of the people over 85 years old with their personalities and intellects pretty much fully intact had been "hoofers" when they were younger.  It's a very notable phenonmenon in geriactrics.

Answer 8

I stopped dancing years ago, but I might again someday afterall

"we can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind.........."

(Men without hats)

Answer 9

DEFINITELY!  IF YOU DON'T DANCE WELL AND OFTEN ENOUGH YOU MAY FIND THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS LEFT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.  I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT GETTING OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR - I ENJOY WATCHING.  BUT I'M NOT NUTS EITHER, AND I GET OUT THERE AND AM DELIGHTED TO MAKE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL OF MYSELF.  DANCING IN THE STREETS IN PHOENIX DURING THE CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA IS GREAT - I DON'T NEED ARM-TWISTING FOR THAT.

Answer 10

Yeah am a dancer too... love dancing madly... helps take off the steam!!