I think there is a bomb outside my house....?

Question

I was walking inside and I heard this strange sound almost like a ticking noise but louder so I just thought nothing of it. Then like an hour later I was doing something and I stopped and heard the ticking again so I went outside and looked around for it and I followed the sound around to the side of my house and looked behind the trees and saw a duffle bag. I opened it up and there are like these things that look like pipes and a bunch of wires and the ticking is definitely coming from it. I think its a bomb. what do I do??? I don't want to die!

Answer 1

You should call 911. Even though you think it's a bomb, it might not be. But call 911 in case.

:-S

Answer 2

Quickly now...take off all your clothes, wrap your body with a sheet. Grab a phillips head s***w driver and head to your kitchen. With the s***w driver remove the oven door, this will act as a shield. Then go to your bathroom and fill up the tub with water.

Grab a shovel, or long pole and go to the package. Pick it up and bring it inside and place into your tub. Now take all the cusions off you couch and cover the package.

Go to your bedroom and climb between the boxsprings and mattress and wait.

STOP WASTING OUR TIME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS.

FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME.

Answer 3

The time you wasted asking us would have probably killed you. Call 911 moron and get the h**l out of your house and alert the neighbhours! I know this is some cruel joke on yahooanswers, cause who in the right mind would leave everything and go on the internet for help? gosh. You are a disgrace to the human race. -.-

Answer 4

People like you embarrass the human race as a whole. No, no, don't bother insulting back...you win the hate contest, hands down: to think up and waste your time writing such an offensively obsurd "question" just to occupy your and other people's time, means that you have the time (and sickness) to also think up horrible things to say (and probably do) to your fellow man. I'd feel sorry for you but it's probably wasted on you. Seek professional help.

Answer 5

has calling 911 occurred to you?

Answer 6

call 119 or 911 genius or u could try shutting it off like they do in the movies...try cutting the red wire