I think there ought to be special 2 hour edition of Springer, with 8 very special guests, the main players?

Question

And their spouses, the McCains, Palins, Obamas and Bidens. This is a multi part question,

Isn't this great idea?

How many minutes in before the first cat fight breaks out, why, between who and who wins?

Who's the first one to try to walk off the set and why?

Would want to be in the audience or be watching, and what question do you ask, to who?

Who would emerge as the winner of this debate?

Answer 1

It would end up being just like every other Springer episode. Nothing new.

Answer 2

You gotta have Geraldo Riviera there. Just so he can catch a chair in the face again. That was one of TVs greatest moments.. My college Spanish class actually stopped so we could all watch that.

Palin and Michelle Obama in a Classic Retro Fetish Cat Fight would be a real crowd pleaser as well.  

Answer 3

Obamas and Bidens would when they know more about real people and real life then the others.