I thought Chad can't swim??

Question

Im a huge fan of chad johnson and i have heard him say that he can't swim and he is afraid of the water. What exactly did he say on SC about michael Pelps?? no videos please im at work.

Answer 1

I heard yesterday that he said that he could walk faster on water than Jesus.  That guy is a walking circus.  

Answer 2

He's probably afraid of being underwater because he can't keep his mouth shut for more than 2 seconds.

Answer 3

Hey, fish have big mouths too.  Chad just doesn't have gills!

Answer 4

Here's what Ocho Psycho had to say on PTI yesterday:

"Johnson’s tirade on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption included claims that “the problem with Michael Phelps is there's no competition where he is." However, the Olympic world stage in Beijing, China showcases the best the world has to offer in swimming.

"If he came to where I'm from, which is the inner city, Liberty City, I was the three-times Charles Hadly school champ...Some of the best people in the world are the people who aren't able to make it to that level."

This seems to imply that some of the best football players are the guys that play intramural flag football on Sunday nights at the local community center.

"Where I'm from, Liberty City, I know a couple of people that could beat Michael Phelps right now," with bats mind you, not in an actual race."

Answer 5

Not really a football question it should have been submitted to swimming

Answer 6

Chad has more **** coming out his mouth than there is in a public toilet. I don't pay attention to him anymore, after all someone who is seriously considering changing his last name legally to "Ocho Cinco" should never be taken seriously.