I took a big dump, pluged the toilet and have no plunger, what should i do.?

Question

I took a big dump, pluged the toilet and have no plunger, what should i do.?

Answer 1

Maybe you could call a plumber.  Or, like another answerer suggests, you could just blame it on someone else or on bad plumbing.  Though, if you choose to blame someone else, don't blame any one person in particular.  That wouldn't be very nice.

Answer 2

And after all this, you have time to get on the computer?  Leave "it" alone.  Maybe it'll go down by itself over time.  THEN, go buy a plunger.

Answer 3

Ask your mom to get a coat hanger and use it to fish the poopies loose.

~ From a cement t**d maker who routinely clogs the crapper at home.

Answer 4

Run to the store and buy one... the other alternatives are not pretty.

Answer 5

use your hand or  go t**d bobbing (just like bobbing for apples)

Answer 6

Okay this reminds me of Harry from Dumb & Dumber. Just go buy a plumber if the water overflows dont forget to turn off the water under the toilet the liddle k**b thing. BTW this is gross.... & light a candle it probably smells in there.

Answer 7

Blame it on someone. If you are the only one who uses it blame it on crappy plumbing-it's not your fault. If that doesn't work, correct it by overflowing the toliet. If that doesn't work, open your mouth wide, press your lips against the toilet and try sucking, if that doesn't work, try blowing.

Answer 8

drop your trousers ..sit back on the toilet and suck it back up your ar$e