I wanna be a vampyric mer-wolf. do u have spellz!!!? REAL ONES ONLY PLEASE!!!?

Question

But not a zombie!!! How do i stop from becoming a zombie!!!? I am afraid :O

Answer 1

you can be anything you want to be little Johnny.  Now take your meds like a good boy and go to sleep.

Answer 2

you would look like a freak. there is no such thing. you can be one of these things, but not all three.

Answer 3

Nope, sorry, you're a zombie. You can't change now.

Answer 4

U stand on ur hind pawz & u luk at teh ceiling, an den u raiz ur pawz an prai to Ceiling Cat.  Then let Ceiling Cat haz ur cheezburger, and u will gets wut you want.  Srsly.

***  You do realize this question is totally lost on all the wanna-be vampires, mermaids, wearwolfs, etc.  If they read it at all, they are sure not to "get it".

Answer 5

ummm....... :(

Answer 6

Have no fear, NOTHING will happen. Oh, there are spells that claim to turn you into a mermaid. They just do not work. Those that say they have been transformed are lying. Witches have NO power or magic to transform you into a mermaid. Mentally and emotionally, your imagination is very powerful and you can be whatever you want to be. But not physically. H2O is a fictional TV show, not reality. This is true, not rude, no matter whether you wish to believe it or not.

Answer 7

LOL me too!! BUT DEFINITELY NOT A ZOMBIE. cuz they so dont exist. but vampyric mer-wolves definitely do. I know cuz my sister is one.

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