Hey guise. It's called "SINBAD THE SAILOR VS STALIN THE EVIL COMMUNIST DICTATOR ON MARS: THE MUSICAL"
here's a sample
(A tacky taco-bell-esque Mexican restaurant. STALIN is in line to order. Behind the counter is the FAST FOOD WORKER. Various people sit scattered around in chairs and booths. They make up the CHORUS. Also sitting by himself at a table, is our latest hero, CAESAR. He is wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a 'roman' helmet made from coating a bicycle helmet in papermache and then spray painting it brown.)
Fast Food Worker:
Hello, Stalin. How can I help you?
Stalin:
I'd like the burrito I had last time.
Fast Food Worker:
Stalin! You spy on us not the other way around.
Stalin:
Well, you should know that I banned all kinds of buritos except this kind when I invaded Kingsland.
Fast Food Worker:
Kingsland?
Stalin:
Kingsland bowling alley. We had a communist revolution there last week..
Fast Food Worker:
Why?
Stalin:
So, I could make it so they'd know exactly what kind of burrito I wanted! Now don't make me do the same here. Just give me the kind I had last time.
Fast Food Worker:
I was not here last time you ordered, I do not know exactly what kind of burrito you had.
Song
Stalin:
I want what I had last time!
Or else this will be a communist fast food line!
Fast Food Worker:
I wasn't on shift when you last ordered it.
Please don't give me your Stalinist ****.
Just leave Burrito Thing if you don't like it
Stalin:
Communist Revolution will finally begin
If it doesn't this place will be a sin.
Chorus:
Communist Revolution!
For that is the only solution
to this really idiotic problem
Stalin:
haha! You will know which burrito I like
Or else you'll finally eat a tire off a bike
Fast Food Worker (spoken):
Oh no! I hate bike tires.
Caesar:
Just wait a minute, Stalin, I've called a friend
We've got capitalism to defend.
Stalin:
I swear they will never defeat me
And shouldn't you go back to ruling Zimbab-wee?
Caesar:
You know you didn't even pronounce it right?
I'm not going to listen to any of your shite!
Cause I'm the king of Uruguay tonight.
Stalin:
(Spoken)
Oh, shut up about pronunciation! You pronounce Ketchup as 'catch up'
Anyways, I want a steak and egg burrito please, and fill all the others with rat poision
Chorus:
Alright, Stalin. Your wish is our command
We'll listen to every demand.
Because, this communist revolution
is the perfect solution
to ughhh
Stalin:
(spoken)
THINK OF SOMETHING
Chorus:
Having to sell more then one kind of burrito!
Stalin:
(spoken)
Exactly
(The door opens, Sinbad and his second in command enter)
Sindbad:
Stalin! I bet you didn't expect me here.
Be not afraid, good chorus, you have nothing to fear
Stalin:
This man is starting a rebellion!
It must be ended over and done!
Chorus:
Oh, we just lost preference.
Oh no.
Sinbad's Second in Command:
I am Sinbad's Second in Command
And I'm dying from the work of a man
I ate Stalin's rat poisining burrito
(he dies)
Chorus:
A tragic death!
We must avenge
Sinbad:
(spoken)
Huzzah, Stalin! I have liberated this 'Burrito thing' from your evil grip!
Stalin:
He destroyed me using lies and propaganda!
Go back to the way it was, you smelly panda!
Sinbad:
(spoken)
I have liberated every fast food restaurant from your grip! Where will you go now?
Stalin:
The only place left is Mars!
I can take over some seedy bars.
And then, all the girls are obligated to--
(he runs off)
</song>
Sinbad:
Thanks for calling me in, Caesar
Caesar:
No problem!
Sinbad:
It's a shame I, *quote* tragically lost my second in command *enquote*, isn't it?
Caesar:
Indeed. I can fill that roll though.
Chorus:
And we can be your crew.
Sinbad:
Brilliant! Though, my bedroom and the bar are off limits.
Caesar:
Awww. I want to see your collection of whores. I hear 'Half naked woman number one' and 'Half naked woman number two' are quite good.
Sinbad:
Ahh yeah, I ****** them both last night, and they said it was heaven.
('FLASH BACK'
Half naked woman number one:
Honestly, can you tell us why it's so small)
Sinbad:
Anyway, welcome to the crew guys!
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