I want 2 be a playmate?

Question

Hi Yall

Im 14

Its been my dream since i was 12. NO STUPID ANSWERS!!!

I was wondering how i could be the perfect playmate, like do u have any tips for me or what not. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

Answer 1

Wait til you are at least 16, then everything you do is legal in England!

Make sure you have a good body, seeing scantily clad fat people makes me feel quite ill. Die your hair an unatural shade of blonde, wear a push up bra, and as least clothing as possible, i.e, mirco hot pants (with bunny tail if wanting the 'playmate' effect' and bra top. Learn how to pole dance. Learn how to lap dance. Make your you skin is an unatural shade of orange, i.e plaster on the 'St.tropez.'

All in all, a pretty shallow life goal, in my personal opinion, but i think you should tick all the boxes if you follow that advice!

Answer 2

Go get about 50 plastic surgeries.

Answer 3

Show us the goods!