I want a day off school...?

Question

i have sports day tomorrow and really dont want to go in to school. Does anyone have any good ideas on how to pretend to be ill or something like that?

Answer 1

go out for a little run and say you sprained and ankle.

Answer 2

You can

Eat lots of food, wait two hours to digest and stick your index and middle finger down your throat as far as you can and you should be sick

Put a bar of soap or an onion(peeled) under your armpit and go to sleep ad you should have a fever the next morning (This might work)

Wet your hair and put an active fan blowing on it before you go to sleep and you should wake up with a cold the next day.

Salt and water to be sick

Eye drops in water to be sick

Drink A WHOLE LOT OF WATER in a short time and you should be sick with water

But you do these at your own risk

Answer 3

go to school and trip up !!

forget your kit !!

throw up in the middle of school !!

skive !!

Answer 4

i skived today on my sports day...

right..

do you have a radiator near your bed? or maybe a hot water bottle can work..

if you do then you can heat ure hand up or a sock always works and then just before your parent is coming up to check on you.. rub your hand on ure forehead...

YOU HAVE GOT A TEMPERATURE!

or do you have really pale power or foundation?

if so put that on...

PALE= ILLNESS

say you have hot and cold flushes...

(( this depends on how desperate the situation gets)) are you allergic to anything? if so maybe rub the tiniest tiniest bit in your eye ((depends how allergic you are to whatever it is))

YOU HAVE RED EYES = ILL

or get a bit of black eyeliner on your finger and smudge it under the circles on your eyes

LACK OF SLEEP = ILLNESS

hope i helped xD

ʎʇʇɐɯ

Answer 5

why would you have school in july?!

Answer 6

same got sports day tomorrow lol

ummm... if ur a gal (and if you've started your period) wake up in da morning and complain of really bad cramps and that you wont b able 2 participate so there's no point in cumin in then wen they let you off say the cramps have died down. or just say its inset day or something coz on ma school there's gonna b a strike on Thursday so say there's a strike. or just bunk :) lol u didn't hear dis from me.

xx

Answer 7

That depends on your parents. Some prefer you just ask them for a day off, others you have to pretend you have a strong headache, and for others, you have to practically be on your death bed before they'll let you miss school. Assuming your parents are somewhere in between the two extremes, I'd go with pretending you have a bad headache. It isn't really serious and there is no way to tell if your faking or actually do have a bad headache. The only down side is if your parents are home while you are, you cant watch TV, or read, or anything else that might hurt if you really didn't feel well.