I want a dirty urine for my doctor

Question

my doctor sometimes p**s tests me. if i don't have my meds in my system i could be in trouble with him (not bad trouble or anything), I don't always take them. if i crush one up in my urine after i go in the cup, do you think that would work?

Answer 1

Ok, you are aware that you are going to be patronised for this question yes?

The doctor is asking you to take the tablets for a reason, either take them of discuss a lower dosage with him. Do not just not take them.

Also, no. It would not work. Your body breaks down most of the things that go into it, and generally it is not the original particle they are looking for, its the particle that is produced by the breakdown of the original.

And, even if it is not broken down into something different, then it would be in the wrong quantities, which would be just as noticable as not being there at all.

Answer 2

no, because it breaks down differently when it goes through your system.

Answer 3

Why not just tell him the truth - that you do not want to take the medication for ______________ reason?  Then he will have a chance to tell you of the consequences of NOT taking the med. A physician can give advice. If you choose not to follow it, it is at your peril.