I want a funny joke or maybe a riddle (with answer)?

Question

Tell me your funniest joke or the hardest riddle (with answer please,I get so curious when I don't know)

Answer 1

once there was a  foolishpujabi in the train but the train was hijacked by some goons

thief:Hey! you give me what you have? or i will put this syringe on you which has AIDS

foolishpunjabi:no iam not giving you anything

the pujabi irritates him and get still to his opinion.Thats why the thief puts the syringe on him.

foolish punjabi:ha ha ha ha ha

thief:hey why are you laughing?I have really put the syringe dude.

foolishpunjabi:hahaha you fool you dont know i am wearing condom.

Answer 2

There are 6 apples in a basket. there are six girls in the room with the basket. All the girls take an apple, but there is still an apple in the basket.. Why?

Answer is in source

Answer 3

Q1)why did the koala fall out of the tree?

A1) because it was dead

Q2)why did the second koala fall out of the tree

A2) it got hit by the first koala

Q3)why did the third koala fall out of the tree

A3) it thought it was a game and joined in

Q) how did the kangaroo die?

A3) it got hit by 3 falling koalas

lol that's an oldy but still pretty good

Answer 4

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitc... is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc... is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the sonof a bitc... is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."