I want some slogans on rules of the road?

Question

I want some slogans on rules of the road?

Answer 1

The place to pass

On curves

You know

Is only at

A beauty show

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On curves ahead

Remember, sonny

That rabbit's foot

Didn't save

The bunny

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Twinkle, twinkle

One-eyed car

We all wonder

WHERE you are

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Violets are blue

Roses are pink

On graves

Of those

Who drive and drink

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Her chariot

Raced 80 per

They hauled away

What had

Ben Her

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Train approaching

Whistle squealing

Pause!

Avoid that

Rundown feeling!

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Spring

Has sprung

The grass has riz

Where last year's

Careless drivers is

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Proper

Distance

To him was bunk

They pulled him out

Of some guy's trunk

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Is he

Lonesome

Or just blind--

This guy who drives

So close behind?

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Drinking drivers

Don't you know

Great bangs

From little

Binges grow?

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Why is it

When you

Try to pass

The guy in front

Goes twice as fast?

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Around

The curve

Lickety-split

It's a beautiful car

Wasn't it?

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The safest rule

No ifs or buts

Just drive

Like every one else

Is nuts!

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Answer 2

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Answer 3

Don't try to drink and drive, you'll spill it all over yourself.

Before moving away from the kerb remember mirror, lipstic, manoevre.

Watch your speed, there are junkies everywhere.

Beware of speed cameras, is your hair tidy?

Stop at a zebra crossing, or any other animal crossing.

Ireland only - Yellow line = no parking at all.

Ireland only - Double yellow line = no parking at all at all.

Don't park on yellow lines especially those on wardens caps.

Use your hazard flashers to make you invisible when double parked.

Answer 4

This is for people who talk over the mobile and drive.

The slogan says :

''Don't make your Hello become a Good Bye''