I want to be a American Citizen, what do I need to do?

Question

What other country will give me food, medical, housing without having to work for it? Only in AMERICA. I want to be American soon so that I can qualify for these benefits. I want to be LAZY TOO.

Answer 1

shove a big mac in your mouth and talk out of your a&&

Answer 2

Be a resident then apply for citizenship after a certain number of years.

Answer 3

Study English and make lots of money.

Answer 4

Marry an American.  

Or emigrate here illegally.  You'll get free housing, food, education and health care.