I want to be a journalist for a credible paper like the national Enquirer?

Question

Any tips?

Answer 1

Good luck, bring pictures of alien babies. Thank god you picked a reputable paper and not a rag like the New York Times.

Alien dog baby, I think I love you.

Answer 2

My uncle and his friends called a similarly credible paper to let them know that they had all experienced an alien abduction.

This paper sent out a reporter, and the story ran later.

Basically, I think if you believe in yourself, even such a venerable institution as the famed National Enquirer will have to stop and recognize your talent.  Be the shiningest star you can be, and I'm sure you'll get the job!  Hooray!

Answer 3

Te hee hee!

Answer 4

I don't blame you. Who would want to work for the propaganda spewing mass media these days?

Answer 5

You could start off by leaning toward a "clean, decent, and positive" direction:

www.whenmagazine.com

SEEKING DEDICATED VOLUNTEERS

Answer 6

The National Enquirer?  Since when was that rag ever credible?  It's been sued over and over again for giving misinformation about people.  All those "supermarket check-out" newspapers are dreadful.  Not a shred of talent is required in order to write their seedy and somewhat hysterical (not in the funny sense)  articles.

Answer 7

I hate to burst your bubble but the National Enquirer is NOT a reputable or credible paper.