I want to be shrunk down to 1 inch is there a way?

Question

My girlfriend said if I can shrink down to 1 inch she'll put me in between hers toes that would be cool.She has soft feet and i want to know how that feels to be like a bug and screaming for mercy lol.That would be cool so if theres a way I'll try anything.I think my girlfriends mad at me right now though so if I do shrink I'll be crushed by a massive foot!AHHH!

Answer 1

What are you on?  Get a shrinking machine, I guarantee you'll find one on eBay.

Answer 2

...Mmmmmmmm:  you want to shrink down to 1 inch?

...Soak in hot water, agitate (make fun), rinse, repeat.

...Dry, jean's cycle (it is a Honda).

Answer 3

invent a machine.you'll be rich,famous and small.

Answer 4

this could be the dumbest ask on here

Answer 5

Oh god, I would not want to eb you when she smashes you with her feet, that makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

You shouldn't mess about with DNA altering stuff though, did you not see The Fly?

Answer 6

maybe dip it in ice water?

Answer 7

Lay down under a steam roller ;)