I want to become a Republican. What denominational of Evangelical clergy should my baptism be done by?

Question

I want to become a Republican. What denominational of Evangelical clergy should my baptism be done by?

Answer 1

A new registration card from the Registrar of Voters in your area will be quite sufficient in this case.

Answer 2

I'm agnostic and a Republican.

Answer 3

You can not be Christian and Democrat, but you don't have to be Christian to be a Republican unless you want to be a party official or run for office. To answer your question, I recommend Southern Baptist. It is the largest protestant denomination, they are politically aware, and they have a lot of experience baptizing.

Answer 4

unbelievable

Answer 5

Try the Landover Baptist Church my furry friend.   They seem to agree with most of what Republicans seem to stand for.  

Answer 6

Please tell me this is not a serious question.  -.-;;

You don't have to be Christian to be a Republican, or vice versa.

Answer 7

southern Baptist of course!

Answer 8

None.  Too many people who call themselves evangelical are full of nothing but sound and fury.

Find out what branch of Christianity George Will, David Brinkley, Charles Krauthammer (might be Jewish, actually), Thomas Sowell, and Walter Williams follow.  Pick one of them.  Your eyes won't glaze over, and your brain will still function after you leave church.

(Yes, I know you're making a joke, but it is really painful to see 'Republican' being equated with ultra-conservative fundamentalism.  Those guys are at the far edge of the fringe.)