I want to become a mermaid wat does it take?

Question

this is the most important thing to me so dont give me some stupid answer like they dont exist cuz they do so dont gimme that c**p

Answer 1

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

Answer 2

First, you have to stop watching TV...

Answer 3

well h**l yeah wacky questions have wacky answers...so expect it out of me

there's no such thing that exist so keep dreaming. did u just watch splash or something?

anyways wish you luck.

and dont report it

Answer 4

There might be a way if you want to go through a lot of expensive surgeries. I seen on TV a guy who wanted to be a wild cat so he had a lot of surgeries done to alter himself physically. If you can afford it. I don't know if has it completed yet. Last I seen him on was talk show called Regis and Kelly, it was called Regis and Kathy. You might want be very carefull of surgeons though. Do some research first.

Answer 5

First you must be-Friend a river, or pond spirit.

You can do that by feeding the fish, cleaning up garbage, and adding shrubbery. Then, once you meet the water spirit, it will ask if you want to swim with it for eternity. Say yes and there you go. That's why there are no reporters. There gone. BEWARE! You may never return!

Answer 6

I once wanted to be a fairy bt didnt know how n so i dnt know how to becme a mermaid too! If i knew than i wud quickly try to b a mermaid!

Answer 7

of course u can just imagine and discover!!!!thats how i became a fairy

Answer 8

Don't listen to people who say mermaids don't exist they do.But you have to be born one you can't transform into a mermaid if you have never been one before.

Answer 9

Please dont tell me you like the show h20..

Answer 10

you're not the first to ask and prolly wont be the last

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Answer 11

It's not c**p. there are no such things as mermaids. If they did exist they would be a different species and you might as well ask, how do I become a horse. So you see, it's impossible for two reasons.

You might be able to become a fruit-cake though, or a nut.

Answer 12

Dude, lol... Are you serious?

Well if you really wanna know...

Put your head under the water and never come back up. Guaranteed to work.

by the way, they don't exist.

Answer 13

mermaids do exist - i am one.

Answer 14

Why do you want to become a mermaid?

Mermaids are not that beautiful you know ;) Mermaids are stinky! Have you ever smelled a fish? No boy would want to come near you once you're turned to a mermaid.

Have you thought of all the dangers you would have to face once you're at sea? All the sharks that would want to nibble on your tasty mermaid tail...its quite scary.

And what will you do for fun? Just swim around all day...and what about food? You would have to eat raw fish.

I say, its better to stay a nice cute girl that would grow up to become a beautiful woman and forget about being a mermaid - its not as cool as you think.

Answer 15

Mermaids don't exist. But you can still dream that you're a mermaid...

Answer 16

Here's how to become a mermaid at the touch of water.

Recite:                                    

Insouciant inclemency              

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity                  

Make me what I wish to be...

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Sometimes side effects dont happen untill 2 weeks after saying the spell

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. It takes about a month for your tail to fully develope.

You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develope.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when y.ou grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won't work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won't.

Answer 17

You can never be a mermaid, just like you can never be a cat or dog. Y ou were born human,that's it. We don`t change in to any thing else. To be a mermaid,or a friary, or a unicorn you need to be born that.  You can be their friends, you can pretend your one, You asked for a no c**p answer, I can`t say they don`t exist , I truly think they do,but we can not turn into one, those stories are for entertainment.