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I want to become a nerd any advice?

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Not anymore, congratulations!
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wear glasses.

stop talking to people and friends.

read the dictory.

get A's in school
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Erm. Alright then.

I'm a nerd, personally, so I'll let you in on the secret.

Nerds are basically just people. We like learning, we like reading, we do well in school. But we still like parties, hanging out with friends, dating, etc. We wear normal clothes, we listen to normal music. But we're smart, and we care about whether or not we do well. That's basically it.

But if you want to become a stereotypical nerd... buy a pair of big glasses, get a pocket protector and a graphing calculator, study like crazy, and watch Star Trek. You'll be well on your way.
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When you are 65 years old, and should be retired, mature, and enjoying your family, do this instead:

Sit on the computer all day and night of every single day of your life.  Create multiple accounts; some to harrass others, and some to give your main account collossal points.  Then lie all day, everyday.  Treat others like c**p, and then watch as they give it back to you.

This is the life of a nerd who is 65, but acts like he's 15.  You'll get it, don't worry.
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A nerdy scorpio advise: NEVER LEAVE THIS SECTION

you will not only become a nerd, but also a mental case. there is proof. Just look at some elderly
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just watch it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ndiRRjCyV_E
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Follow the king of nerds Steave Urkal.
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play video games all day

watch star wars

collect coins and other c**p

dont talk to friends unless its about star wars

dont have s*x

dont go out on the weekends

stay in your room

be afraid of girls

study for school

study for no reason

do random science experiments

read harry potter books

wear slacks and always have a pen on you

know nothing about sports
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.... make weird jokes that your sure no one will laugh at, pick your nose, stop hanging out with friends, stay on the computer doing math
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There's a chance you already are but you don't know it.

C'mon, get real, people who know computer stuff are autonerds in the book of thoth and akashic records Lol...
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Create multiple accounts and give yourself BA for cut and paste answers.

good luck
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