I want to become a <span title="mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!like">mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l...</span> is theri some magical place or spell??????? I NEEED ANNNSWWERS

Question

i really wanna become a mermaid.does anyone know how???? i neeeeeddd tons of answers!!!!!!!!! *nO SARCASAM OR RUDE COMMENTS!!!*

Answer 1

NOOOOO!!! Drop it! You dont know the suffering merpeople goes through when we reach elderness, around the 3000 years of age, we get lonely and we might end up killing ourselves or coming to shore to find a soul, you dont know the suffering of not having a soul, and you, a human... a landwalker, want to throw that soul away?!? I can&#039;t believe humans want to give away something as beautiful as a soul just for a pair of fins! I guess that is why my society doesn&#039;t establish links with the human world anymore... neither does the magical council, humans are just too sttuborn and just don&#039;t understand...

Answer 2

go here: www.merfolktails.com  -  instant mermaid!

Answer 3

Ok.

First, you must go to a river at 00.00 and say the words &quot;A hum makka shakka&quot; over and over again, then let some part of your body touch water and Just wait :]

Answer 4

Get a life.

Get real.

Grow up.

Stop wasting time and space by asking stupid questions that can never have an answer.

Now.

Get lost.

Answer 5

Didn&#039;t you ask this like, yesterday and the day before?

You cannot turn into a mermaid with magic, willpower, a special object, or anything. If you were not born a mermaid, you will not become a mermaid, or see one for that matter.

Answer 6

there is a website that grants wishes you cant tell let  anybody know your wish and the more specific you are the dfaster the wish comes. it comes to you in 8 days and you have to visit it everyday to get your wish granted  

be careful what you wish for BE SPECIFIC!

http://www.real-wishes.com/ 100% FREE

Answer 7

go to http://www.freewebs.com/fiendslisting

hope this helps email me with questions

Answer 8

Please, for the love of god, cancel the show H2O.

It&#039;s messing with people&#039;s minds.

There isn&#039;t a way. By a mermaid costume?

Answer 9

I&#039;m sorry, but there is no way for you to become something you were not born as.  No amount of magic or any spell or potion can make you something you aren&#039;t.  It is something many people must live with.  Think of all the things you could not do if you were a mermaid.  You could never eat the foods you like, play sports, go to the mall or movies or see your family again.  You would have a very monotonous life.  Swim, eat fish, swim more, eat more fish, pee, collect seashells... that&#039;s about it.  There are a lot of people who will claim to give you a magical answer but there really is none.  I am not saying mermaids are not real, because anything is possible, since we know more about the moon than we do about our oceans, but we have not found any mermaid remains.  You may be thinking of the Fiji mermaid, which was proven to be a hoax.  All in all, the true way to happiness is to learn to love who you are now, a human.  If you feel you truly are a mermaid on the inside, perhaps you are an otherkin.  You can research otherkin on google but even they cannot give you a way to be a mermaid.  Good luck with your search though.  I hope you can find something to make you happy.

Answer 10

there extinct

Answer 11

I think there were such things as mermaids....but you shouldn&#039;t seek out spells or whatever to become one. Spells and witchcraft are satanic and you call on the power of demons to complete the spell. They are the ones who give the spell the power...not a good thing.

Answer 12

read the book called the secret. I work for me to become a merman.

Answer 13

lady mermaids are fake so get it through your small litttle brain because apparently you dont have one and no one can be a mermaid unless you were born a mermaid but the problem with that is  MERMAIDS ARE NOT REAL i hope your like a little girl cause if your older than 8 your absolutly out of your mind have a good day and get over it!!

-a.l

Answer 14

Sorry, mermaids don&#039;t really exist.

Answer 15

You cannot become one, I am sorry.  There has been some evidence of their existance I will grant you that but honestly if they did or do exist they are a completely different creature than ourselves.  You cannot become one, you can only be born one.

Answer 16

You can&#039;t change your physical body that much with natural means or magical. If mermaids exist, they would be a different species from human beings. It would be like saying I want to turn into a walrus or penguin, you just can&#039;t.

Mermaid like creatures might exist. manatees and dewgongs were thought to be mermaids a long time ago, so perhaps there is a type of fish or sea mammal that actually resembles a mermaid more in detail. We have barely explored our oceans, there is still a ton of c**p we don&#039;t know.

However, a half human, half fish creature doesn&#039;t exist because it is a physical impossibility.In order for such a creature to exist the DNA of a fish and a human would probably have to be altered and just the plain physical thing don&#039;t add up. The way humans are physically, where our organs are and such reflects on our environment. i f a mermaid had the upper body of a human being, then there lungs would be the same as well, lungs used for on land living. Since human beings can only hold their breath for so long before needing oxygen, I am sure we would have seen more mermaids by now, and know how they came to be.

the only way you could possibly say you were a real mermaid were to be if you were to go under some very dangerous and probably fatal surgery to combine your legs, put scales on them, rearrange your lower body organs, alter your lungs and that still wouldn&#039;t be enough. you would still actually be a human being with humand needs, like certain nutrients obtained form food that you just can&#039;t get in the sea

Answer 17

Erin, there is no such thing as a mermaid.

Answer 18

http://www.real-wishes.com make your wish here and it WILL come true, it did for me, do as it says, it opens a huge chance that you will become one. and always believe God is the one giving you this ability because that is the truth. Have fun and be careful what you wish for. I LOVE MERMAIDS TOO!

Answer 19

Im asking the same question too. Go to a witch or voodooist and they might be able to help. I would give up my house to be a mermaid

Answer 20

don&#039;t you know crack is bad for you?

Answer 21

Go to a voodooist and see if they can turn to a mermaid.

I heard voodooist can do anything, but in order for you get whatever you wanted granted, then you must complete a task and if you don&#039;t then there is a consequence.

Example:

there is this lady that wanted to end a war in her country, she went to a voodooist to end the war, but tin order for the war to end she had to find at least one thing good about the war and if she doesn&#039;t then she will choke on a cobra and die. She didn&#039;t find any thing good so he died.

I&#039;m not sure if they can turn you into a mermaid, but goo talk to one to see if they can do it. ( they&#039;re beginners and professions) So if one says they can&#039;t ask if any other voodooist can, that they can give you information on them)

Answer 22

found this on somebody&#039;s answers thing. don&#039;t know if it works though.

Spell on how to turn into a MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!?

If you want to be a mermaid/man then all you have to do is follow these rules:

Go into a shower, put your fav necklace on and then close your eyes and say this spell slowly

Magic spirits of the deep

i would like a tail not two feet

beauty be upon me

fish all kinds let me see

when i&#039;m finished in the sea

when i&#039;m dry my feet return to me

Once you have said that get out of the shower and dry your self and you should be a mermaid next time you have touched water.

Rules

1. It takes one drop so be careful

2. It takes ten seconds

3. Don&#039;t be scared if different powers find you so try and use them for good

4. DO NOT look at the full moon or who knows what will happen without you knowing

5. Enjoy!

If this has turnned you into a mermaid plz send something on this! happy swimming!=)=)

Answer 23

im NOT playing around with u. u need 2 email me n i will tell u ! i promise im not messing around ! im going through a mermaid spell right now n so far its working.

Answer 24

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

And remember, Know one has seen then existing, but no one has seen them NOT existing

It works! but on the next full moon look at it at 12:00 midnight with a wet hand or somthing and stare at it. The next day you wil be a mermaid. But it has to be on a fdull moon.

But make sure you dont do it looking at a full moon.,

For more information, emasil me

Answer 25

hehehehe

this made my day :)