I want to burn an effigie of Al Gore but I don't want to contribute to global warming.?

Question

What materials should I use? Should I use gasoline, or alcohol? Please help me to reduce my carbon footprint.

Answer 1

How about Vaporized Gasoline ? Here's why. Thanks to the EPA-OBD II Law that Slick Willie and Al Gore helped to Pass, all Gasoline Powered Vehicles in the USA from ' 96 to the Present are required by Law to run their Engines at 14.7 Parts of Air, to 1 Part of Fuel. Any Change whatsoever, even if Fuel Economy is Improved, and Emissions are Lowered, will result in a Failed Vehicle Emissions Inspection ! The Vehicle's Exhaust Oxygen Sensor must Read a "Proper" Level of Pollution. Anything less will result in an Indication of a Defective Oxygen Sensor when the Vehicle is Hooked up to the Inspection Diagnostic Analyzer ! Thus, it is entirely possible to fail a Vehicle Inspection for not Emitting enough Pollution ! This is Insane ! So what ? See My Avatar ? That's a Photo of a Device that I have Constructed that safely converts Regular Pump Gasoline into Propane, 100 Parts of Air to 1 Part of Fuel ! I've Lit it on Fire to Prove it really Works. This has the Potential to enable even the largest SUV to get 50 + MPG, and Emit 10 Times less Pollution ! I'm not the First to Figure this out. Far from it ! For Proof, go to http://energy21.freeservers.com/bookrep....  then, do a Google Search on the Patents of Charles Nelson Pogue. This is Proof Positive that We have been Lied to by these "Concerned EnvironMENTAList Wackos" that Ride around in their Limo's, and Fly in their Private Jets, and tell the Rest of Us how We should Live, so they can Live [ It Up ! ] And remember, it's perfectly Legal to Convert any Vehicle to Run on Propane, Natural Gas, Hydrogen, or Ethanol, and get an Exemption on the Emissions Inspection. But not with Vaporized Gasoline ! I have tried to Contact Al Gore at His Website http://www.climatecrisis.net  to ask why, and No Reply ! Maybe You can Try ? This Insane EPA-OBD II Law that Al Gore Supports only benefits the Big Oil Companies, and Auto Manufacturers ! I have to wonder just how much the Big Oil Companies have Paid to get this Law Passed ! Don't You ? Again, the Effigie should be Torched with Vaporized Gasoline ! For an even better Photo, go to My 360 Page !

Answer 2

Try stomping, and then putting into a wood-chipper.

Hold on, wood-chipper uses fuel.

Just stomp. That should do it.

Answer 3

I think you should use the embers from the Leonardo Dicaprio effigie that you just burned.