I want to communicate with Penfold via telepathy. I have a transceiver in Germany ready to relay signals. Now?

Question

what should I say?

Answer 1

Hello Penfold. We all miss you. Can you come back yet, the way it was before? if you're here, i don't know where you are, i'm not good at guessing games besides we love you the way you were. We love you two, oop's bad spell checker.

"Skype to my Loo, Skype to my Loo? Come in Ickle Bickle"

Answer 2

Try "Hello".

That usually starts every one talking.

Answer 3

Penfold informs me he has been trying to contact you via telepathy also but he said the signals were to d**n weak to make a fortnight.

Answer 4

WTF are you talking about?

Answer 5

Penfold was hit by the so called Thermo Nuclear Sulking device.

He is to good for us now and will help out in Suffolk with the festivities of the 23th annual "Stake Queen Homecoming".

Answer 6

My tin foil, cone hat is crinkled...are you recieving my messages?

Answer 7

..or you could just use a CB Radio! If Penfold is another poster..you might get reported..but not by me.Just a warning. Better to delete than to get a violation.

Edit..Sorry..I'm not up on British cartoons..Danger Mouse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penfold

Answer 8

In order to get a good test, do not use something expected..

Think something like "Goat Boogers" and check his response.  He might transmit ok, but not recieve well, that will check bidirectional communication.

Answer 9

"We have found it necessary to take measures of increasing stringency, not only against enemy aliens and suspicious characters of other nationalities, but also against British subjects who may become a danger or a nuisance should the war be transported to the United Kingdom."

Answer 10

Make fun of the German transceiver.  He won't be able to resit.