I want to find stupid campfire songs?

Question

I am going camping next year and I wanted some stupid songs to e-mail my parents as a joke saying we can all sit around a fire and sing these stupid songs and holding hands. Give the stupidist campfire songs ever please!!!

Answer 1

well you can sing the spongebob camfire song it really stupid

Answer 2

spongebob has a stupid campfire song.Um its on youtube just type in the campfire song song here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_dnSee7...

[these are from a site called scoutingresources.org.uk

this one is crazy

Once a Girl Scout went to Camp

(Tune: Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes)

Once a Girl Scout went to camp, went to camp

Went to camp without her lamp, without her lamp

And there she saw a spider in her bed, in her bed

This is what the Girl Scout said , Girl Scout said:

“Spider spider, go away, go away,

You are not allowed to stay, allowed to stay

This is what my leader said,

’No two bodies in one bed, in one bed.’”

Once a Boy Scout went to camp, went to camp

Went to camp without his lamp, without his lamp

And there he saw a spider in his bed, in his bed

This is what the Boy Scout said, Boy Scout said:

”Aaaaaauuughhhhhh!”

. Scout Camp

. . Scout Camp, . . . Scout Camp

The busses that you ride in, they say are mighty fine,

But when they turn a corner, they leave the wheels behind.

Chorus

Oh, I don’t want to go to . . . Scout Camp.

Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won’t let me go;

Gee, Mom, I want to go home.

The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine,

But when you get up closer, they look like frankenstein.

The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine,

But if you cut your finger, you’re left with only nine.

The water that they have here they say is mighty fine,

But when you try to drink it, it tastes like turpentine.

The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine,

But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

The spaghetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine

They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line/

The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine

It’s good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

The tents/cabins that you sleep in, they say are mighty fine,

But whoever said this has never slept in mine.

The toilets that they have here are the best that they can get,

Last night my tent mate had to go, they haven’t found him yet.

Answer 3

Haha, I was going to suggest the campfire song from Spongebob Squarepants, but I see its already been done. :P

Answer 4

the sponge bob campfire song  

Answer 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_dnSee7...

THATS THE SPONGBOB CAMPFIRE SONG URL.

lol thats a good one! well... a nice stupid one! lol

Answer 6

Spongebob?

Answer 7

Spongebob's campfire song,

(easily found on Youtube)

has got to be in the top 5 or so.

Answer 8

Check the link below.

Answer 9

XD take the one from spongebob one my younger bro listens to

Lets gather round the campfire to sing the campfire song

[when u repeat start at Campfire song song]

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E  S-O-N-G song

If you think that we can't sing it any faster

well then you are wrong

it will help if you just sing a long

bum bum bum

(then repeat a lot of times singing faster XD)

Answer 10

make them up. cause u could find a stupid camp song and have it be sooo stupid that its just not funny. just make new song out of an old one. same tune new lyrics. good luck!

Answer 11

the spongebob campfire song

Answer 12

Try this(I recommend this one):

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac...

Here are some other ones:

1. The Poor Bard's Lamentation

2. The Raven Lady

3. Over The Hills And Far Away

4. The Collier Recruit

5. The Offensive Song

6. Hobbit Love

7. Sleep Little Vampire, Sleep

8. Till Death Do Us Part

9. Freebird