I want to get a prince albert but will I urinate like a ballfield sprinkler?

Question

I want to get a prince albert but will I urinate like a ballfield sprinkler?

Answer 1

Well it could be considered landscaping....and chances are yes.

Answer 2

All depends on how good a job the piercing is, and how well it healed up. Infections are a big issue for this type of piercing too. You may have to pee sitting down for ever and ever. Get something else pierced.

Answer 3

Painful urination is a side effect, yes.

But even more funny will be the airport security personnel who will be able to see through your clothes and see that little prince doing a dance.  "Is that the 'wave?' or the "jitterbug?"

lol

Answer 4

Think you posted this in the wrong place.  This one is for garden landscape.